I hate Christmas.
I think this is my last year celebrating it. Christmas in no fun unless you have a big cheerful Martha Stewart-esque celebration and I really doubt any of that is going to happen. I don't want people to buy me crap. People go into debt for Christmas! Nor do I want to buy anyone crap. I don't want to go to the mall. I'm not watching any Christmas movies. I feel like the Grinch.
So, Christmas sucks. Long live Halloween!
Stay tuned friends for my next blog post, entitled "The Jordan Catelano Effect". It will be an exploration on the loser guy/hot girl phenomenon.