Nip/tuck as it's happening

I love nip/tuck.

Running with scissors as a movie? That book was so freaking weird. Evan Rachel Wood is cool though.

Christian in love with Sean? No way. Awkward though.

What the hell is wrong with the baby?

Phone sex operator? I guess sexual needs is going to be the common thread on this episode. Christian with the mom and daughter, Sean with Julia, and the phone sex operator.

Where's Matt? Probably off hanging out with Michael Jackson. Or hanging out with a monkey.

Weird. Sexual surgery tango tension. Whoa. She actually loves her husband. Proposition? Oh. Business proposal. Aren't they already rich?

Mentioning Matt. Still no Matt....

"It's our child?" Ah, very deep.

Electrodactyl?